The Ol' Rust Bucket

I remember when she handed me your keys. My mouth salivated at the taste of independence.

I remember buying your first air freshener; a sassy 50’s broad dragging on a cig beside the words Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control. Our mantra.
She stayed in there long after her scent was gone.

I remember when you brought me to hold my nephew for the first time. On a school night.

I remember naming you The Red Dragon…and then immediately regretting that I named you that.

I remember when you carried me two hours through a snowstorm just for a kiss.

I remember when I packed you to the roof and watched my hometown disappear under the straw hem of a dashboard hula girl’s skirt.

I remember when the Grand Canyon didn’t want us to leave.

I remember when I discovered that NO ONE IN LOS ANGELES KNOWS HOW TO USE A F*&KING SIGNAL.

I remember learning why they call it the Golden Coast on our way to San Francisco.

I remember sleeping in your backseat for hours outside of The Comedy Store, waiting for the buzz to wear off.

I remember when you hydroplaned 900 degrees and let me live to not tell my mother this tale until now. (Sorry, mom. Just remember that I lived before you strangle me.)

I remember when you used to get so dirty that the neighbors would finger-paint messages on your hood for me to find the next day.

I remember sobbing inside of you for days after he left.

I remember when you almost swerved into the other lane when we sang “Be Our Guest” too loud.

I remember when the kids used to jump with joy, yelling “We’re riding in The Ol’ Rust Bucket today!”
I remember having to then explain to some mildly horrified teachers at carpool that the kids aren’t being classist. That’s just what I tell them to call you.

I remember your lifelong guardian, Lucky; her head sunburnt from years at her post.

I remember the steady hum of your tires on the road…while your internal organs SCREAMED every time I made a left turn.

I remember quiet nights with you at The Lookout, listening to the E.T. theme and gazing out over a city of stars.

I remember the day I realized that I had to let you go.

But I remember it all, baby.
Thank you for that.